Sunday, January 11, 2009
Top 10 Flop Movies of 2008
It’s that time of the year when we bring the Best and the Worst of Bollywood.
Here is BollyNewz Top 10 Worst Bollywood Movies of 2008
1. Drona
I have no idea why such a movie was made in the first place. The movie failed in all departments, but one – We got see the first superhero who looked like a clown.
2. Yuvvraaj
This movie is a warning from Salman Khan and Subhash Ghai that they cannot make even half decent movies, so you should stay away from them if you want to keep your sanity intact.
3. Tashan
Oscar requested the script of Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi for their Archives. I say… Take the script of Tashan, and frame it on the wall with the title… How Not To Make a Movie.
4. Love Story 2050
It must have been a Love Story for the love birds Harman Baweja and Priyanka Chopra, but for us it was Hate Story 2008. When we think twice before watching a Hrithik Roshan movie unless it is directed by some one like Ashutosh Gowariker, why would we take the trouble of watching his duplicate who thinks it is a crime to move his facial muscles? Okay, I watched it because I have to make this list.
5. Karzzzz
The original Karz was a mediocre movie, but Himesh Reshammiya and Satish Kaushik have taken mediocrity to insane level. Himesh and Satish should be arrested for making such a terrible movie. Actors association of Bollywood should ban Shweta Kumar for being an insult to acting. Urmila Matondkar should be caged in the idiot box.
6. Thoda Pyar Thoda Magic
Neither there was Pyar nor Magic in this Saif, Rani and Amisha starrer circus. Rani is done and she needs to quit movies and marry her long time media shy boyfriend Aditya Chopra. Amisha needs to know that wearing yellow bikinis is not acting. Saif would continue to do his regular stupid roles, so can’t give him any advices. Kunal Kohli should get back to hosting movie review shows.
7. Mission Istanbul
What happens when the worst actors come together in a movie? It becomes Mission Istanbul.
8. Heroes
Sunny Deol, Bobby Deol, Salman Khan and Sohail Khan in one movie… yeah, it’s time to run for cover.
9. Golmaal Returns
I don’t know what makes people laugh. The worst comedy movie I have ever seen in my life is a Blockbuster. Probably people flocked to the theaters to see how stupid a comedy movie could be. It’s not that I don’t like slapstick humor, but Golmaal Returns is not even that. I would call it ‘No Laughs Humor’.
10. God Tussi Great Ho
Even I said God Tussi Great Ho looking above, because I’m still able to live my normal life after watching such a horrible movie. The makers say that the movie is bad because it was made 4 years back and all that crap. This movie is another example of bad acting, bad script, bad direction, bad sets, bad music, bad camera work, bad choreography, bad, bad, bad….
Phew…it was hard job picking just 10, because there are at least dozen more.
Keep checking BollyNewz… we will soon bring Top 10 Best Movies, Actors, Actresses, Composers, Albums, Songs and more…
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